A day in the life of a stick monkey

8:00 am:
Get my ass out of bed, grab my sticks kiss my bitch
goodbye and I'm on my way.

9:00 am:
The neighborhood dog grabs me in his mouth and takes
me to his favorite hiding hole. Stick Monkey is dirty
yo!

10:00am:
Digs myself out of the hole and go down to the corner
store to down some 40's with my boys.

11:00 am:
Still Chillin' and drinkin'

12:00Pm :
Still Drinkin'

8:00 pm:
After a long day of downin 40's, it's time for stick
monkey to get his swerve on. I grab my newports and my
40 and head for downtown.

10:00 pm.
Stick monkey's getting freaky wit the ladies. It easy
bein a playa but it sure is fun.

11:00 pm
Retire early with a fine female monkey.
Wonder what tommorrow may bring for stick monkey